There are two questions I get frequently at the shop that always delight and confuse me:
1) Do you have tea?
2) Do you have anything other than coffee?
I always get a kick out of these for the simple reason that the shop is called Beaver Falls Coffee and Tea Company. The "tea" part, for some reason, never really registers on people's radar. The question I don't like getting is:
Do you have X flavor of tea?
I've gotten that a couple of times and, for whatever reason, we don't have that variety of tea. Some folks have gotten quite snarky because of our lack of space, even though we have a better variety than 9/10 coffeeshops. Such is life.